I Will Never Be On 'Mad Men...' (and other short stories)

I know all of you 9 followers have been on the edge of your seats, waiting for my next blog entry. I'm sorry. I've been really busy doing things. I made my first New Year's resolution (which I'm failing miserably at.) I am resolving to keep a journal of my life, since apparently I don't remember things no matter how important (or not) they are, such as guys I've gone out with, which can really get awkward. Guess how many journal entries I've written in 25 days: 1. Awesome.  

Also, I turned 28 last week, which is really exciting because I enjoy getting older. No, really...I do. Mostly I just love having a birthday party. Fun fact: A certain young gentleman I know who wasn't able to make my party offered me an hour of oral sex to make up for it. Not sure what to do with that, but if anyone is interested I can ask him if it's transferrable.

I watched 'The King's Speech' the other night. Great movie. I really wish I could do a British accent, except I realized that probably won't be coming in handy for me... ever. I will never be cast as a British person which got me thinking something I have already thought about before. I will NEVER be on one of my favorite shows, Mad Men. Apparently they didn't have hispanic people back then. Even the housekeepers were not hispanic. Such an injustice.

Let me clean your house!!!!!!!!!