Shameless Self Promotion

Not to toot my own horn (TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!), but if I had a dollar for every time I've heard, "Oh my GOD, your facebook posts are SO funny! I always look forward to them!" I wouldn't have to wait tables anymore. (Or I'd at least have enough money to add another vagina cover* to my collection.)

Thus, I decided to expand on that. Frankly, facebook doesn't give me enough space to elaborate thoroughly on the crazy shit that makes up my thoughts. My life is crazy. My life is funny. That's pretty much all there is to it.

I don't really know how to blog. (I'm actually surprised I got this far on a computer without help.) I just hope you tune in and enjoy.

*vagina cover (see picture)- The term (created by the wonderful Regina Peluso) which most of my friends use to describe my wardrobe of short, scandalous dresses that pretty much only cover my vagina... Not that I have a large vagina. In fact, my gynecologist recently told me she wishes she could clone me, which is the greatest compliment this perpetually single lady has received all year. I sat in her office both flattered and wondering if it would be appropriate to ask her if she had any single sons my age. There's always next year's check-up...