Feliz CumpleaNos

It's the most wonderful time... Of the year. (For me.)

That's me, the incognito birthday girl with a birthday crown and TWO desserts.

That's right, BIRTHDAY TIME! Anyone who knows me knows my birthday is my favorite day of the year. I've never understood people who don't want to do anything for their birthday, or worse, HATE their birthday. Oh, you HATE the day you were brought into existence? More importantly, you HATE the ONE day of the entire year that is ALL about you and people have to kiss your ass??! Not on my Michael Kors watch, pal. In fact, I love my birthday so much, I would never run the risk of letting someone else plan it or throw me a surprise party. I don't want anybody else to be responsible for my fun. I do a great job of it myself, thankyouverymuch.

Next week, I will be turning the big 2-9. I guess people are supposed to freak out since it's the last year in your 20's, but get me the F#%K out of my 20's, as far as I'm concerned.

Did I think I would be engaged/married/pregnant/divorced or all of the above by now, when I figured out my life plan at the tender age of 9? Perhaps.

Did I ever think I would be pseudo bff's with Jamie Foxx (that's an exaggeration) and rubbing elbows with Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper at his parties (And by that I mean shoving exquisitely authentic tamales down my gullet, while watching them chain-smoke electric cigarettes 12 feet away from me)?  Not even a little bit. I actually envisioned myself engaged/married/pregnant/divorced to one of them, probably Leo, but what can you do?

My point is, the only thing I would change about my life is in the success and finances department, so keep reading my blog. And tell your friends. And buy me a birthday shot.

Classic Jamie...

Gracias.